Have you ever heard the saying...
"Sugar & Spice & everything nice, that's what little girls are made of...!"
"Snips & Snails & puppy dog tails, that's what little boys are made of...!"
THIS IS A LIE!!!!!
I have determined with my vast knowledge of parenthood (2+ years!) that children, especially toddlers are made of three ingredients: syrup, peanut butter and Cheetos.
How else would these mystery finger prints show up on furniture, electronics, the carpet, front door, refrigerator and especially Mommy & Daddy's work clothes??
It could be 7 a.m. on the way out the door for work & I see Cheetos finger prints on my shoulder. Since Landon isn't given Cheetos for breakfast, I must conclude that he was created using these items & why he always smells like a combination of these snacks even after a bath. Of course, add a splash of apple juice.
So true lol!
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget that milk is as necessary as air - I can not believe how much milk we go through in a week!!! Same for you guys???
He has slowed down on milk lately unless it's chocolate...I drink lots of skim milk thought.
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